Living in Oregon, we did not have to deal with hardly any bugs, pests, or critters. Occassionally in the summer, some powdery mothes would fly into the house from a door left open. But we certainly did not have the humongous, disgusting cockroaches that you find in the South. We didn’t have loud crickets, or cute fireflys. The only outdoor critter that ever really caused me stress and to say a few cuss words outloud, was a deer that came trampling through my yard and beheaded my beautiful tulips which I had painstakingly planted the fall before, on my hands and knees, each and every bulb, which I nurtured, and and cared for, and lovingly grew. Until one morning I looked outside in horror to find that my precious little tulip garden was now a bunch of tiny little green stumps! I will never find deer “cute” again.
Down here in NoCal, we also fortunatley lack any sort of large, disgusting, animals, critters or bugs in or around our home. However, our apartment complex does have a large problem with …..ants. Now, I’m not new to ants. We had Oregon ants. We had sugar ants. Whatever. But I have never seen an ant problem like we have here.
The ants come in when you leave food around. but not just “food” like a leftover piece of hot dog, or a big cookie, or a big slab of watermelon. No, they huntdown a microscopic drop of butter that melted, and is now invisible on the counter–making it impossible to know that it is there in order to clean it up. They will hunt down, in armies, that one grain of sugar that the sponge just barely missed when you were trying to wipe down the counter thoroughly.
Fortunately, our kitchen is clean the vast majority of the time. And this is quite a heroic effort on my part, you have to understand, because we do not have a dishwasher!!
There are occassions, however that something gets left out….a cup with leftover coffee, some toast crumbs, a piece of food that hopped out of a pan, underneath the burner, and is now dried up and is unidentifiable. you know, the usual.
This past week, in a haste to leave the house (we were meeting friends to go to the pumpkin patch), I did the unthinkable and left out the papertowel that I had used to blot the turkey bacon with. It so happened, that there was a little piece of turkey bacon left on the grease-soaked papertowel too. Of course I didn’t realize this huge mistake until I got home. (that’s usually how it goes…”Damn! I forgot to clean out my cereal bowl!” or “Damn! They found the peanut butter!”) So, as you can guess, when I got home it was “Damn! Ants like turkey bacon greese!” Of course, I didn’t say that because Venezia was with me so I said, “Ooooh, want to see some cute ants??”
Well? Do YOU? Because I took a picture!
Click here to see gross ants
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